I Hate Meetings
. One of the great pleasures of retiring is that I no longer have to attend faculty meetings, as I did regularly for 34 years. Meetings of any sort are usually awful, but I'm alive to tell you that a collection of law professors gathered in one room to discuss anything is hell on earth. Like all lawyers, law professors can verbally litigate sentences just uttered, and, also being teachers, then expound for interminable periods on their own point of view. It's so boring that mice have moved out of the building rather than ever experience this again. Indeed, an exterminating service should consider scheduling law school faculty meetin...