A New and Valuable Word for Your Vocabulary: “UNC” [“Under No Circumsances”]
Maria and Clayton When my husband David and I visited my son, Clayton Whaley, and his wife Maria, in the Seattle, Washington, area this past summer, at one point we were all standing in their kitchen and Maria playfully suggested something to Clayton as a possible thing he should do and he replied without hesitation, “That’s an UNC.” [It rhymes with "dunk."] David and I both laughed. Who knew? My son and daughter-in-law use “UNC” too! Clayton must have gotten it from me, and, happily this very useful meme has now been handed off to a new generation. I was very pleased. The initials mean “Under No Circumstances,” and are used whenever what has just been proposed has no chance of happening if the speaker has any control over the situation. It comes up often, for example, when David and I are sitting in a movie theater watching previews prior to the showing of the feature film. Some film previews, of course, highlight movies we will