“I Don’t Believe in Coincidences!”
. It’s a popular phrase: “ I don’t believe in coincidences .” You hear it all the time in actual conversations, movies, TV, etc., and particularly in detective fiction. The problem with uttering it is that it immediately identifies the speaker as dimwitted. With billions of people interacting, billions of events occurring, billions of catastrophes (large and small) causing their misery each and every day, well then, billions of coincidences will occur. They’re a routine part of life. To imbue them with some sort of mysticism is romantic twaddle or muddled thinking. All right, sometimes when the detective in the story says “I don’t believe in coincidences,” what is meant is “I don’t believe this was accidental, but planned.” If that’s so, the statement is merely messy, not wrong. What the detective should say is ““I don’t believe this was a coincidence.” [Click to enlarge] But if the speaker truly mean...