Give Me Back My Spleen and Other Adventures from Surgery
I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but I’ve had over 50 surgeries in my life. By “surgeries” I mean any procedure in which medical cutting was done on my body. Some of these were small (cataract surgeries in both eyes) or lasik surgery, for example, but others were major (most obviously the heart transplant in 2009). The first happened when I was in second grade and had my tonsils removed, and the most recent was last week when I had a cyst removed from my pancreas. I ruptured my appendix in 1978 and this led to my belly being sliced open six times in major surgeries; for the blog post on point see http: //douglaswhaley.blogspot.com/2010/08/first-time-i-nearly-died.html . Then, before the heart transplant, there occurred much slicing open of my upper chest to take in and pull out a defibrillator (it kept malfunctioning). At one point I had major problems with my nose which led to my turbinates being cut away by lasers. And in 2013 I had a total k