The Only Course I Ever Flunked
Microbes |
In college at the University of Maryland my grade point average was an almost perfect 3.0. But there was one major blot on my record that pulled it down to that level: the course in microbiology.
I flunked it. And in addition to it being the only course I've ever flunked, I damn near flunked it twice. This was very hard to explain to my father, Robert Whaley, who was paying a lot of money for my education. I should say that I'm much embarrassed by the whole incident, and do not recommend following my wretched example, described in agonizing detail below.
I was an English major at Maryland, and those courses were all snaps. But I was required to take two science courses in order to graduate, so I chose Basic Astronomy (which was interesting) and Microbiology. The reason the latter came to be my undoing had nothing to do with the subject matter, but much to do with the fact that I'm a night owl and not a morning person. All my life I've typically stayed up until one a.m., risen at late as possible, and done my best work in the afternoon and evening. But the course in Microbiology met twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays, with a two hour lab session starting at eight in the morning each of those days, followed by a one hour lecture. EIGHT O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!! I'm afraid that's a time that doesn't exist for me, not in 1966 when I took the course, and not in 2011 as I write this. When I eventually became a fulltime law professor, I just couldn't handle classes that started at, say, nine o'clock. No matter how much coffee I drank or how early I got up, I couldn't put nouns with verbs in a coherent order until ten a.m. or later. I finally told the law school's academic dean (in charge of scheduling) that I was a wasted resource teaching a class before ten in the morning, and thereafter that became my earliest scheduled class time for the rest of my career. (See "The Summer Bar Review Tours" below, for a horror story in which I woke up teaching.)
Growth in a Petri Dish |
I did do that, but then I had the same problem. The scheduling was identical, and, try as I might, I couldn't get to the labs at eight in the morning twice a week and do the assigned work in a credible fashion. I did go to all the lectures, and I paid careful attention when there. By getting a "A" on all the written exams, I made a "C" for the course even though I failed the lab segment. Dad wasn't pleased with a grade of "C" either, but I was relieved I hadn't flunked the course a second time.
Food in the Open Air |
The only happy thing to come out of this miserable experience was that thereafter I learned not to schedule early morning classes either in college or law school. Oh, and I suppose I should mention that to this very day I still know a good deal about microbiology. For example, I never leave jars uncovered or food sitting out where the evil microbes floating through the air can contaminate items I'm planning on eating later. Even though I flunked the course, I've retained a rare appreciation of microbes and the damage they can do in very short periods of time, so I suppose that in spite of the bad grades, I did in fact receive the necessary education. Surely that counts for something even if it doesn't show up on my U of M transcript.
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