The Thrill of a Touch
.
Most people only want to be touched
by those they are close to, and then solely in situations where the touch is
appropriate, even needed. They do not
want to be manhandled by strangers or mere acquaintances, nor be the subject of
unwanted advances by clumsy oafs who think they’re being romantic when they’re
really just being obnoxious.
Think of it this way: a touch is a message. It says “at this moment I have decided that physical contact with you is the right thing to do.” It’s a right brain decision, and the right side of your brain is both good and bad at making this decision. In this blog I’ve often commented on the necessity of understanding how the right and left sides of your brain affect how you behave [see "The Left-Brain/Right-Brain Life" in Related Posts below]. The left side deals with abstract concepts such as words and numbers, while the physical and creative side of the brain is on the right. The left side of the brain knows the word “touch,” but the right side performs the action (without knowing what’s it’s called). The right side therefore must be monitored in any situation involving a touch. Why monitored? Because the right side is often impulsive---it will sometimes want to touch someone when a more considered opinion would stifle this impulse (particularly true in sexual situations when libido trumps propriety). The good part is that, given the okay to touch and instructed to touch appropriately, the right brain is in its element, and whether it’s stroking gently or hugging hard, is good at doing the action right. Phrased another way, it knows how to deliver the message.
Gilbert’s lyric about a lover’s training
continued:
Here’s the end of Gilbert’s lyric:
When should you touch another person, and when is doing
so a mistake? It’s a matter of some
consequence because doing it right can lead to one of life’s greatest joys, and doing
it wrong will get you labelled as a fool who can’t be trusted without
guards nearby. What a difference! What to do?
In 1888 the English playwright William S. Gilbert penned
the following words that were then set to music with a lovely melody by the
composter Arthur Sullivan in an opera called “The Yeomen of the Guard” [see http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/yeomen/html/index.html]:
A
man who would woo a fair maid,
Should
’prentice himself to the trade;
And
study all day,
In
methodical way,
How
to flatter, cajole, and persuade. . . .
He
must learn that the thrill of a touch
May
mean little, or nothing, or much;
It’s
an instrument rare,
To
be handled with care,
And
ought to be treated as such.
The lyric is about the touch of a
lover, but this post is meant to cover other touches as well: the greeting of
someone new to whom you’ve just been introduced, the casual touch of a
co-worker at your place of employment, and the way to touch someone who needs
to be consoled in a moment of grief.
So, in all of these situation, when
and how should you touch another person?
The answer is the same as to each: judgment,
judgment, judgment! If you happen to
be a person with good judgment—someone with a “sense of occasion” and a feel
for “what’s right”—then you don’t need advice from anyone. If touching is the right thing to do, then
simply do it, and do it with the delicacy the moment requires. But if you’re unsure—not confident of your
ability to read a situation and make the right choice, or worried about
embarrassing yourself—then pay attention to what follows.
When being introduced to someone new
society has rules about touching, and they vary from culture to culture (in
Europe, for example, Italians touch a lot and Brits don’t). In the United States you should routinely shake
hands with newcomers, and the handshake should be both firm (without being
overdone) and brief. Don’t hurt the
other person, and don’t hang on to his/her hand too long. The handshake is a formality, neither a
contest nor a seduction. With co-workers
you shouldn’t touch them at all except in situations where it is unavoidable
(they are falling, for example) or they are rightly being congratulated or consoled
for what is going on. Just don’t overdo
it. When dealing with those in grief,
read the grieving person carefully. Does
he/she want to feel the caress of a gentle hand? To be hugged?
Start slowly and watch the reaction to your movement carefully. At the slightest indication your touch is
unwanted, withdraw immediately.
Think of it this way: a touch is a message. It says “at this moment I have decided that physical contact with you is the right thing to do.” It’s a right brain decision, and the right side of your brain is both good and bad at making this decision. In this blog I’ve often commented on the necessity of understanding how the right and left sides of your brain affect how you behave [see "The Left-Brain/Right-Brain Life" in Related Posts below]. The left side deals with abstract concepts such as words and numbers, while the physical and creative side of the brain is on the right. The left side of the brain knows the word “touch,” but the right side performs the action (without knowing what’s it’s called). The right side therefore must be monitored in any situation involving a touch. Why monitored? Because the right side is often impulsive---it will sometimes want to touch someone when a more considered opinion would stifle this impulse (particularly true in sexual situations when libido trumps propriety). The good part is that, given the okay to touch and instructed to touch appropriately, the right brain is in its element, and whether it’s stroking gently or hugging hard, is good at doing the action right. Phrased another way, it knows how to deliver the message.
Then a
glance may be timid or free;
It
will vary in mighty degree,
From
an impudent stare
To
a look of despair
That
no maid without pity can see!
And
a glance of despair is no guide –
It
may have its ridiculous side;
It
may draw you a tear
Or
a box on the ear;
You
can never be sure till you’ve tried!
Here’s a cardinal rule about touching another: to avoid
a “box on the ear” (referring to being hit, as in a boxing match): never touch
someone who’s made it clear that your advance is unwanted. Forcing your attentions on an unwilling person
is the behaviour of a brute, and no one welcomes that reputation. Affection and desire must be requited (a word that means “mutual” or “desired”). If someone says “no” or indicates “no,” then
however great your personal needs, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND DON’T DO ANYTHING
MORE. “Oh,” but you object, “I love
her so much, and if she only came to know me she’d learn what a catch I am!” Maybe so, but forcing her to endure pawing
won’t put her in the mood to appreciate your wonderful qualities. Instead, apologize for any missteps you may
have made, assure her it won’t happen again, and plan how to impress her at a
later time. If your love is unrequited, don’t press on. Give it up and look for happiness somewhere
else (in a long life, there are—as they say—lots of good fish in the sea). No matter how much you want to, you cannot
dictate desire to another, and forcing yourself upon him/her goes by ugly labels
such as sexual harassment, rape, or animal desire run amuck. Pushing a one-sided romance is a losing tactic. At best you look like a fool; at worst you’re
sitting in a jail cell.
Ah, but then, blog reader, there’s the terrific moment
when the other person wants to be touched!
As it were magic or a dream come true, your true love looks at you
with his/her own message: “come to me.” If
it’s obvious that’s what’s going on (and be careful not to misjudge this) then go for it! If unsure, ask permission. “May I kiss you?”, for example, should clear
things up nicely.
It
is purely a matter of skill,
Which
all may attain if they will.
But
every Jack
He
must study the knack
If
he wants to make sure of his Jill!
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Related Posts:
“The Thunderbolt,” September 9, 2010
"How To Impress People In a Conversation,"
October 1, 2010
“Men, Women, and Pornography,” December 12, 2010
“Men, Women, and Pornography,” December 12, 2010
"The Left-Brain/Right-Brain Life," January 17,
2011
"Seducing Straight Men," March 3, 2011
“Life's Little
(But Important) Rules,” April 23, 2011
“Good Sex, Bad
Sex: Advice on Making Love,” November 9, 2011
"Fifty Shades of Grey: Corbin Milk in the BDSM World," December 26, 2012
“A Guide to the Best of My Blog,” April 29, 2013
"Fifty Shades of Grey: Corbin Milk in the BDSM World," December 26, 2012
“A Guide to the Best of My Blog,” April 29, 2013
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